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Hoodie — "Bearded & Unsupervised" Graphic Hoodie (The Ares Chronicles)

$47.77
Colors: White
Sizes: S
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30 days return policy.
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About the product
A soft, sturdy hoodie that wears like a companion on long drives, campsite nights, and late-stream editing sessions. The relaxed cut and double-lined hood frame the bold, hand-drawn artwork — a gruff, bearded character and playful logo lettering — that reads like a badge of good-natured mischief. Wear it when you want to feel warm, a little irreverent, and connected to a crew that loves story-driven worlds and offbeat humor. The kangaroo pocket keeps hands warm; the color-matched drawcord and tear-away label keep things tidy. Built from a balanced cotton/poly blend, it holds its print and shape through washes while still feeling cozy against the skin.

Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd²) — cozy warmth with lasting print stability
- Tubular knit without side seams for reduced waste and a clean, smooth fit
- Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord and spacious kangaroo pouch pocket
- DTF/DTG printed artwork with optional embroidery placements (chest or wrists)
- OEKO-TEX certified dyes and ethically sourced cotton; complies with safety and chemical standards

Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
50% cotton, 50% polyester

50% cotton, 50% polyester

Made from specially spun fibers that make for a very strong, smooth fabric which is perfect for printing. Polyester fibers are extremely resilient, resistant to most chemicals, stretching, and shrinking. Heather Sport colors are 40% Cotton, 60% Polyester

Without side seams

Without side seams

Knitted in one piece using a tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive

Drawstring hood

Drawstring hood

Adjustable hood with self-colored woven cord

Spacious pockets

Spacious pockets

Kangaroo pouch pocket will always keep your hands warm

DTF sleeve and wrist prints

DTF sleeve and wrist prints

The sleeve prints offered by Print Clever, as well as the wrist prints by Fulfill Engine, are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment method.

Embroidery

Embroidery

Embroidery decoration method available on either left chest, center chest, or large center chest, as well as right + left wrists

Age restrictions

Age restrictions

For adults

Other compliance information

Other compliance information

Meets the formaldehyde, flammability, lead, cadmium and phthalates level requirements.

Country of origin

Country of origin

Made in Bangladesh

DTF inner neck labels

DTF inner neck labels

The inner neck labels are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment (DTG) method.

Drycleaning WashingBleachingDryingIroning

Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: medium; Iron, steam or dry: low heat.

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