Adventure-tested humour for dog people — shop The Ares Chronicles.
Chaos. Campfires. Ares.
Funny dog merch for campers, travellers, and anyone whose best mate has zero respect for the itinerary.
Merch for the Wildly Unsupervised.
Tees, mugs, prints and everyday gear starring Ares, dry punchlines, and the glorious mess of life with a chaotic dog.
Built for dog lovers, campers, road-trippers and gift-givers with a sense of humour.
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Meet Ares, Chief Instigator.
The Ares Chronicles follows one cheeky black dog turning everyday moments into adventures, from campsite chaos to road-trip side quests, with dry humour and unforgettable personality.
"For anyone whose dog is equal parts best friend, travel buddy, and public menace — welcome home."
— The Ares Chronicles